Multiple-Choice Questions

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1. This current televangelist was exposed years ago on The Tonight Show receiving "words of knowledge" not from God, but from his wife via radio transmitter.
   a) Charles Capps
   b) Peter Popoff
   c) Oral Roberts
   d) W.V. Grant

2. Which "blab it and grab it" televangelist said: "Speak to your billfold. Say,"You big, thick billfold full of money." Speak to your checkbook. Say, "You, checkbook, you. You've never been so prosperous since I owned you. You're just jammed full of money."
   a) Robert Tilton
   b) W.V. Grant
   c) Marilyn Hickey
   d) John Avanzini

3. This preacher sells elderships to his church by mail.
   a) Jim Whittington
   b) Robert Tilton
   c) Jimmy Swaggart
   d) Morris Cerullo

4. Who claims U.N troops are currently hiding out in U.S. national parks?
   a) Pat Robertson
   b) Gene Scott
   c) Jack & Rexela Van Impe
   d) Bob Larson

5. While claiming to take no money from his ministry, this preacher has become fabulously wealthy selling prints of his own bad art on his donor-supported ministry broadcasts.
   a) Gene Scott
   b) Paul Crouch
   c) Oral Roberts
   d) Kenneth Copeland

6. This preacher is a cousin of Jerry Lee Lewis and Mickey Gilley.
   a) Jerry Falwell
   b) Jimmy Swaggart
   c) W.V. Grant
   d) John Kilpatrick

7. Which televangelist once owned a girdle and bra Factory?
   a) John Avanzini
   b) Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy)
   c) Paul Crouch
   d) Rex Humbard

8. Who failed to meet Better Business Bureau standards of reporting income from fund-raising activities?
   a) W.V. Grant
   b) Peter Popoff
   c) John Avanzini
   d) All of the above

9. This TV preacher asked for donations every day for a year and received nothing.
   a) Oral Roberts
   b) Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy)
   c) John Scotland
   d) John Avanzini

10. A Playboy magazine poll found this man to be the sexiest TV preacher.
   a) Paul Crouch
   b) W.V. Grant
   c) Jimmy Swaggart
   d) Robert Tilton

11. Who publicly stated that God does not hear prayers from Jews?
   a) Jerry Falwell
   b) Steve Hill
   c) Gene Scott
   d) Morris Cerullo

12. Who said, "I know a lot about black people, I used to be black before I turned green.
   a) Morris Cerullo
   b) Paul Crouch
   c) John Avanzini
   d) Bob Larson

13. Which TV preacher has been indicted for elderly abuse in the U.S. and indecency with a child in Canada?
   a) Jimmy Swaggart
   b) Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy)
   c) W.V. Grant
   d) Peter Popoff

14. Which "name it and claim it" preacher said if someone declares, "I'm just dying to do that" or "That just tickled me to death," their statements may literally come true (i.e., they may die).
   a) John Kilpatrick
   b) Paul Crouch
   c) Charles Capps
   d) Robert Tilton

15. This preacher said, "I have boldly gone where no man has gone before."
   a) Robert Tilton
   b) Jonathan Bell (Sreaming Boy)
   c) Oral Roberts
   d) Rick Joyner

16. Who claims that the "river of the glory of God moved between his legs" and "it felt like a telephone pole".
   a) Kenneth Hagin
   b) Randy Clark
   c) John Arnott
   d) John Kilpatrick

17. Who said "I will sell all that I have and give the proceeds to the poor."
   a) Benny Hinn
   b) Oral Roberts
   c) Paul Crouch
   d) None of the above

18. Which evangelist said that those who disagree with him and the "revival" in his church are "mocking Almighty God".
   a) John Kilpatrick
   b) Steve Hill
   c) Jack Deere
   d) Benny Hinn

19. Who gave an altar call "for any who are under the fear of deception by critics of the revival."
   a) John Arnott
   b) Steve Hill
   c) John Kilpatrick
   d) Randy Clark

20. Which theologian said he no longer understood what the gospel meant?
   a) Benny Hinn
   b) Jerry Falwell
   c) Oral Roberts
   d) Jack Deere

21. Who said that "God decided to throw a party for His people because they feel so icky about themselves."
   a) John Arnott
   b) Randy Clark
   c) Rodney Howard-Brown
   d) John Kilpatrick

22. Who claims that the disciples were reeling drunk at Pentecost?
   a) John Arnott
   b) Rodney Howard-Browne
   c) Kenneth Hagin
   d) Randy Clark

23. Who threatened God by saying "Either You come down here and touch me, or I will come up there and touch You."
   a) Steve Hill
   b) John Kilpatrick
   c) John Arnott
   d) Rodney Howard-Browne

24. Who claims that he and Paul Cain recently joined the Knights of Malta and that Saddam Hussein thinks that Paul Cain is a true prophet of Allah.
   a) Steve Hill
   b) Rick Joyner
   c) Bob Jones
   d) Jim Whittington

25. Who, while attmepting to read the Bible said: "Luke chapter 1, Verse COCKADOODALDOO"?
   a) Randy Clark
   b) John Scotland
   c) Kenneth Copeland
   d) Rodney Howard-Browne

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