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1. This televangelist has been
known to heal phlegm and once, successfully, rebuked a hurricane from heading
toward his TV production complex. |
a) |
Benny
Hinn |
b) |
Pat
Robertson |
c) |
Oral
Roberts |
d) |
Paul
Crouch |
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2. Who said, "You'd be surprised
how well you can praise God in the back seat of a Rolls Royce Phantom 5." |
a) |
Robert
Tilton |
b) |
Fred
Price |
c) |
Rev. Ike |
d) |
John
Avanzini |
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3. Who gained national notoriety
by holding a slave auction at his church? |
a) |
Jim Whittington |
b) |
Robert
Tilton |
c) |
Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy) |
d) |
John
Avanzini |
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4. Which televangelist said Eve
gave birth to Cain and Abel out of her side, taught that Adam could fly
and believes the Godhead is actually nine (count 'em-nine) entities? |
a) |
Kenneth
Copeland |
b) |
Fred
Price |
c) |
Benny
Hinn |
d) |
Robert
Tilton |
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5. Who named his Christmas pageant
donkey after The Door's publisher and once called him the "slimiest maggot
that's ever walked the face of the earth." |
a) |
Robert
Tilton |
b) |
Paul
Crouch |
c) |
Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy) |
d) |
W.V.
Grant |
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6. Who said, "If you're an intellectual,
you'll probably go to hell for it." |
a) |
John
Kilpatrick |
b) |
Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy) |
c) |
John
Arnott |
d) |
Gene Scott |
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7. Which televangelist teaches
that Jesus was rich and the Apostles were successful businessmen with plenty
of money? |
a) |
John
Avanzini |
b) |
Kenneth
Copeland |
c) |
Benny
Hinn |
d) |
Fred
Price |
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8. . When sentencing this televangelist
to 10 years in prison for money laundering, mail fraud, conspiracy, and
interstate transportation of stolen property the judge said "You've picked
the last flake of flesh from the carcass of the widow you defrauded." |
a) |
W.V.
Grant |
b) |
Peter
Popoff |
c) |
Jim Whittington |
d) |
Oral
Roberts |
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9. Who told his supporters that
in order for God to bless them they should hold a picture of himself "over
the prayer sheet and your Seed-Faith gift so that the shadow of the picture
covers the entire sheet." |
a) |
Kenneth
Copeland |
b) |
Oral
Roberts |
c) |
Paul
Crouch |
d) |
John
Avanzini |
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10. Who reports that U.S. interstate
highway signs are coded to let U.N. troops know where to attack in order
to usher in a one-world government? |
a) |
Pat
Robertson |
b) |
Gene Scott |
c) |
Jack & Rexela Van Impe |
d) |
Jerry Falwell |
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11. Who wishes he could have a
Holy Ghost machine gun so he can kill his enemies? |
a) |
Benny
Hinn |
b) |
Steve
Hill |
c) |
Gene Scott |
d) |
W.V.
Grant |
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12. Who said the Christian church
is the only religion in which Jesus and 10 million chickens have sacrificed
their lives? |
a) |
Morris
Cerullo |
b) |
Jim Whittington |
c) |
Kenneth
Copeland |
d) |
John
Avanzini |
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13. Which televangelist was banned
from British television for airing unsubstantiated testimonials? |
a) |
Benny
Hinn |
b) |
Morris
Cerullo |
c) |
Oral
Roberts |
d) |
Pat
Robertson |
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14. Which televangelist, while
being sentenced for tax fraud, was asked by the judge if he was from another
planet? |
a) |
Gene Scott |
b) |
Peter
Popoff |
c) |
W.V.
Grant |
d) |
Robert
Tilton |
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15. Whose first miracle witnessed
was the healing of a pet chicken? |
a) |
Jan
Crouch |
b) |
Jonathan Bell (Sreaming Boy) |
c) |
Marilyn
Hickey |
d) |
Robert
Tilton |
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16. Who, when accused of a sexual
impropriety defended himself by saying a demon had duplicated him, and
that if you see him doing anything bad, it's not the real him? |
a) |
Gene Scott |
b) |
Peter
Popoff |
c) |
Jimmy Swaggart |
d) |
Fred
Price |
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17. This preacher proudly displayed
himself in bed with a bevy of Playboy Playmates. |
a) |
Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy) |
b) |
Charles
Capps |
c) |
Gene Scott |
d) |
Bob
Larson |
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18. Who stars in his own worse-than-B
movies and charges $930 for his Bible course on tape? |
a) |
Jim Whittington |
b) |
Kenneth
Copeland |
c) |
Rev. Ike |
d) |
Rex
Humbard |
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19. Which televangelist owns his
own mountain top? |
a) |
Pat
Robertson |
b) |
Paul
Crouch |
c) |
Oral
Roberts |
d) |
Morris
Cerullo |
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20. This preacher said, "Black
people are more cheerful in the morning", and rebuked the less generous
... who draw back and use their intellect. |
a) |
Rev. Ike |
b) |
Bob
Larson |
c) |
John
Avanzini |
d) |
Robert
Tilton |
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21. This televangelist would outlaw
Halloween if elected president. |
a) |
Jerry Falwell |
b) |
Pat
Robertson |
c) |
Bob
Larson |
d) |
Rex
Humbard |
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22. This televangelist said he/she
used to be a "top beauty consultant in Canada." |
a) |
Jan
Crouch |
b) |
Jim Whittington |
c) |
Jonathan Bell "Screaming Boy) |
d) |
Marilyn
Hickey |
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23. Who bought Twitty City and
believes white hair is most often found among the holy? |
a) |
Oral
Roberts |
b) |
Pat
Robertson |
c) |
Jerry Falwell |
d) |
Paul
Crouch |
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24. This preacher has a show titled,
"In the Name of Satan." |
a) |
Kenneth
Copeland |
b) |
Bob
Larson |
c) |
Gene Scott |
d) |
Jim Whittington |
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25. This preacher said: "[Jesus]
is greater than Bud Lite, greater than Jack Daniels, greater than Wild
Turkey, greater than crack cocaine and greater than pornography." |
a) |
Fred
Price |
b) |
John
Avanzini |
c) |
Rev. Ike |
d) |
Gene Scott |
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